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No252
"I'm so bad ..." It's just whipped cream, not genocide.
#customer_catchphrases
No251
My manager is never here on delivery days. I guess he's brighter than I give him credit for.
#bitter_boss
No250
I called my boss, "Mr. Manager", but he didn't get it and that's when I knew this was never gonna work.
No249
extra shot: 50 cents flavor: 35 cents spiting your sense of entitlement: priceless
#complicated_coffee
No248
I can't tell if you're a natural-born jackass, or if you're just trying to make it onto the website...
#crazy_conversations
No247
Remember that time you asked me to change the music, and then you suggested Fleetwood Mac and now you're not allowed in here anymore?
No246
"You're out of stir-sticks and I don't want to use a spoon..."
No245
I'll pass along that suggestion to my boss, who will also not care about it.
#confessions
No244
You're giving me fancy chocolate instead of a tip? Okay, lemme just make a call and see if my weed dealer is cool with candy as currency.
#bad_habits
No243
Wait, you're gonna pay me minimum wage, AND I get 30% off the food I make for myself? Holy f*ck, where do I sign up?!
#why_am_i_here?
No242
I used to think loud-cellphone-guy was the worst. That is, until I met loud-skype-guy.
No241
"9/11 was an inside job." -- ...Right. So, room for cream then?
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