if a decade in the service industry has taught me anything, it's that i don't want to do this anymore.
Tips this morning have been wack. I'm choosing to blame the selfish nature of mankind, and not my absolutely horrible attitude.
If I'm only getting paid minimum wage to be your therapist, then I don't plan on giving you very good advice.
I understand you biked here, sir, but that doesn't change the fact that you have a rear-view mirror attached to your face right now.
Lemme know where you work and I'll be sure to stop in early tomorrow morning to tell you how to do your job too.
Yes, I have thought about carrying hemp milk. I've also thought about kicking a hippie in the shins. I'm definitely open to new ideas.
I would remember your usual drink if you were a more memorable person.
My only goal for the month is to figure out how to pour a picture of a middle finger in latte art.
There is nothing in this world that I care less about than where you hang that poster.
The coffee of the day is an Ethiopian dark roast blended with broken dreams and despair.
Thanks for bringing in your dishes from home and asking me to do them for you! That's super cool, and doesn't make me feel bad at all.
"How big is an 8 oz cup?" -- and then my brain started leaking out of my ear.
If you've ever said "it's for here, but I'd like it in a paper cup", then you and I will probably not ever be friends.
I used to think loud-cellphone-guy was the worst. That is, until I met loud-skype-guy.
"I'd like a coffee." - so would, literally, everyone else in line. So, let's speed up this process with a few specifics, eh?
If you're willing to say "triple grande lightfoam soy mocha" at 6 am, you're not really in a position to complain about price
Your lady orders a tall drip and you order a grande extra sweet white chocolate mocha? That relationship probably won't last very long.
If my job didn't involve talking to people, I'd be hella good at my job.
It's 2013. If you're impressed that we have free wi-fi, you're gonna absolutely love our indoor plumbing.
If I was a mind-reader, I wouldn't be working here.