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No317

Here's the deal... I won't expect you to know the italian names for drinks, if you won't expect me to know the candy bar names for drinks.

#complicated_coffee


No316

There is nothing in this world that I care less about than where you hang that poster.

#confessions


No314

I'll turn down the music when you ladies turn down your goddamned knitting circle.

#customer_complaints


No313

If you're old enough to buy coffee then you're old enough to hear the word "f*ck" in a song without it ruining your entire day.

#life_lessons


No311

I'm smiling, aren't I? I think that's enough of a Halloween costume.

#why_am_i_here?


No310

"I meant to ask for this to be iced." -- Well, i meant to go to grad school and do something fulfilling with my life. So...Oops, i guess?

#why_am_i_here?


No308

"I've literally been waiting 20 minutes for my drink." -- No, you haven't. And you apparently don't understand how time or language works.

#customer_complaints


No307

I've never been committed to a mental hospital, but i have sat at a table in a Safeway Starbucks.

#life_lessons


No306

We're both on the same team... You want your coffee quickly, and I want you to leave as soon as possible.

#life_lessons