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No316

Here's the deal... I won't expect you to know the italian names for drinks, if you won't expect me to know the candy bar names for drinks.

#complicated_coffee


No204

We have a bathroom key to keep you from ruining my day.

#bad_habits





No170

We don't have flavored creamer because this isn't a waiting room at JiffyLube.

#customer_complaints


No245

"You're out of stir-sticks and I don't want to use a spoon..."

#crazy_conversations





No75

That's not a macchiato and you should kill yourself.

#complicated_coffee


No242

Wait, you're gonna pay me minimum wage, AND I get 30% off the food I make for myself?  Holy f*ck, where do I sign up?!

#why_am_i_here?





No279

"I'll be on the patio." -- Well, your panini will be on the counter.

#customer_catchphrases


No284

If your name is not Jill, and you did not order a large vanilla latte, then this large vanilla latte for Jill is not yours.

#bad_habits


No143

Is this a Discover Card? What the f*ck am I supposed to do with this?

#bad_habits


No154

Bus tubs. Like, f*ck em, right?

#customer_catchphrases


No44

The next time you order extra-hot-no-foam, I'm putting that sh*t in the microwave.

#confessions


No105

Lemme know where you work and I'll be sure to stop in early tomorrow morning to tell you how to do your job too.

#customer_complaints


No134

How come everyone else on the internet gets to be mean?  I'm so confused.

#meta_barista


No175

I mean, at some point it makes sense for me to just give you the bottle of vanilla with a straw.

#bad_habits


No265

You came here to offer career advice? At 2 pm? On a Wednesday?

#crazy_conversations


No131

Soy milk containers: carefully engineered to ensure that no more than half the milk ends up in the pitcher. Brilliant.

#life_lessons