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No252

"I'm so bad ..." It's just whipped cream, not genocide.

#customer_catchphrases


"I'm so bad ..." It's just whipped cream, not genocide.

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No251

My manager is never here on delivery days.  I guess he's brighter than I give him credit for.

#bitter_boss


My manager is never here on delivery days.  I guess he's brighter than I give him credit for.

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No250

I called my boss, "Mr. Manager", but he didn't get it and that's when I knew this was never gonna work.

#bitter_boss


I called my boss, "Mr. Manager", but he didn't get it and that's when I knew this was never gonna work.

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No249

extra shot: 50 cents flavor: 35 cents spiting your sense of entitlement: priceless

#complicated_coffee


extra shot: 50 cents flavor: 35 cents spiting your sense of entitlement: priceless

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No248

I can't tell if you're a natural-born jackass, or if you're just trying to make it onto the website...

#crazy_conversations


I can't tell if you're a natural-born jackass, or if you're just trying to make it onto the website...

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No247

Remember that time you asked me to change the music, and then you suggested Fleetwood Mac and now you're not allowed in here anymore?

#crazy_conversations


Remember that time you asked me to change the music, and then you suggested Fleetwood Mac and now you're not allowed in here anymore?

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No246

"You're out of stir-sticks and I don't want to use a spoon..."

#crazy_conversations


"You're out of stir-sticks and I don't want to use a spoon..."

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No245

I'll pass along that suggestion to my boss, who will also not care about it.

#confessions


I'll pass along that suggestion to my boss, who will also not care about it.

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No244

You're giving me fancy chocolate instead of a tip?  Okay, lemme just make a call and see if my weed dealer is cool with candy as currency.

#bad_habits


You're giving me fancy chocolate instead of a tip?  Okay, lemme just make a call and see if my weed dealer is cool with candy as currency.

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No243

Wait, you're gonna pay me minimum wage, AND I get 30% off the food I make for myself?  Holy f*ck, where do I sign up?!

#why_am_i_here?


Wait, you're gonna pay me minimum wage, AND I get 30% off the food I make for myself?  Holy f*ck, where do I sign up?!

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No242

I used to think loud-cellphone-guy was the worst.  That is, until I met loud-skype-guy.

#confessions


I used to think loud-cellphone-guy was the worst.  That is, until I met loud-skype-guy.

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No241

"9/11 was an inside job." -- ...Right.  So, room for cream then?

#crazy_conversations


"9/11 was an inside job." -- ...Right.  So, room for cream then?

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