And then he reaches in his coat pocket and pulls out a small container of heavy whipping cream. "Use this", he says.
He ordered "an upside down caramel macchiato", so I don't know why he was so upset when I poured it on the floor while handing it to him
Lady, you're drinking coffee through a straw. I hardly think you're in the position to lecture me on lifestyle choices.
WHY ARE THERE SHOE PRINTS ON THE TOILET SEAT?!
I've never been committed to a mental hospital, but i have sat at a table in a Safeway Starbucks.
Customer just lectured me about going back to school so I could "start my career". I did not react positively.
I'm always like, "large skim cappuccino for Bridget!"
But Bridget is always like, "Umm, I actually wanted that cappuccino iced."
To whom it may concern,
Please excuse Rob's tardiness. He was supposedly late to work because I took too long pouring his coffee.
I have a strange relationship with customers. I resent them, but I appreciate that they maintain the illusion that my life has some purpose.
To the guy sitting alone in the cafe, laughing at his phone and looking around...you can cut that out, no one wants to know what's so funny.
I'm not upset that your kid is crying. I'm just upset that I'm not young enough to get away with doing it too.
There is nothing in this world that I care less about than where you hang that poster.
It's totally fine if you're short a couple dollars. These prices are really just suggestions.
Yeah we're open. Feel free to push open the sliding doors and take a seat on one of the upturned chairs.
"Could I buy a gallon of milk?"
I had always hoped to have a job where people treat me like a vending machine.
My only goal for the month is to figure out how to pour a picture of a middle finger in latte art.
If someone asks "for here or to go?", the answer is not "for here, but in a to-go cup". Because that is a f*cking obnoxious answer.
I used to think loud-cellphone-guy was the worst. That is, until I met loud-skype-guy.
There's nowhere to sit?! Well, I can kick someone out, whittle you a new chair, or you can grow the f*ck up. Whichever.