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if a decade in the service industry has taught me anything, it’s that i don’t want to do this anymore.

June 24, 2016 Leave a comment

if a decade in the service industry has taught me anything, it’s that i don’t want to do this anymore.

A guy on a first date just ordered a large steamed milk and I can’t figure out a discreet way to warn her that he’s probably a serial killer.

March 24, 2016 Leave a comment

A guy on a first date just ordered a large steamed milk and I can’t figure out a discreet way to warn her that he’s probably a serial killer.

I put that in a to-go cup because I want you to leave.

November 2, 2015 Leave a comment

I put that in a to-go cup because I want you to leave.

I have a strange relationship with customers. I resent them, but I appreciate that they maintain the illusion that my life has some purpose.

October 21, 2015 Leave a comment

I have a strange relationship with customers. I resent them, but I appreciate that they maintain the illusion that my life has some purpose.

I just wrote the sentence, “I’ve been a barista for 10 years,” but I had to delete it because it read too much like a suicide note.

August 24, 2015 Leave a comment

I just wrote the sentence, “I’ve been a barista for 10 years,” but I had to delete it because it read too much like a suicide note.

Customer: I HAVE OPINIONS TO SHARE WITH YOU Me: *turns on coffee grinder*

August 10, 2015 Leave a comment

Customer: I HAVE OPINIONS TO SHARE WITH YOU

 

Me: *turns on coffee grinder*

I was going to enter a barista competition but there were no awards for “best fake smile” or “smallest talker”.

May 13, 2015 Leave a comment

I was going to enter a barista competition but there were no awards for “best fake smile” or “smallest talker”.

Say ‘ristretto’ again. I dare you. I double dare you, motherf*cker. Say ‘ristretto’ one more goddamn time.

February 14, 2015 Leave a comment

Say ‘ristretto’ again. I dare you. I double dare you, motherf*cker. Say ‘ristretto’ one more goddamn time.

A new girl started at work and now everything is so clean and organized. I give it two weeks til she’s just as messed up as the rest of us.

February 3, 2015 Leave a comment

A new girl started at work and now everything is so clean and organized. I give it two weeks til she’s just as messed up as the rest of us.

Unless you showed up to the cafe in a horse-drawn carriage or a time machine, you can’t pay for your coffee with a check.

January 26, 2015 Leave a comment

Unless you showed up to the cafe in a horse-drawn carriage or a time machine, you can’t pay for your coffee with a check.

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  • if a decade in the service industry has taught me anything, it’s that i don’t want to do this anymore.
  • A guy on a first date just ordered a large steamed milk and I can’t figure out a discreet way to warn her that he’s probably a serial killer.
  • I put that in a to-go cup because I want you to leave.
  • I have a strange relationship with customers. I resent them, but I appreciate that they maintain the illusion that my life has some purpose.
  • I just wrote the sentence, “I’ve been a barista for 10 years,” but I had to delete it because it read too much like a suicide note.

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