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A new girl started at work and now everything is so clean and organized. I give it two weeks til she's just as messed up as the rest of us.
Unless you showed up to the cafe in a horse-drawn carriage or a time machine, you can't pay for your coffee with a check.
If you rearrange the furniture, just put it back when you leave so I don't have to spend the rest of my shift putting a curse on your family
We live in a world where a grown man can piss all over the toilet seat and my $9/hour job prevents me from saying anything about it to him.
It's a good thing everyone else in the cafe wants to hear that youtube video you're watching, otherwise you'd look like a total sociopath.
I love my coworkers. We support each other and there isn't anything– WHO THE F*CK LEFT CRUMBS IN THE DISH WATER? WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
If I'm only getting paid minimum wage to be your therapist, then I don't plan on giving you very good advice.
Sir, we have five trashcans around the cafe. I am not one of them.
Make sure to tell your barista that she's cute because everyone loves to feel uncomfortable at 7 in the morning.
The sixth refill isn't free.
WHY ARE THERE SHOE PRINTS ON THE TOILET SEAT?!
This lady used to come in every day and order a large mint mocha breve with 12 sugars. Then one day, she just stopped. No one was surprised.