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Say 'ristretto' again. I dare you. I double dare you, motherf*cker. Say 'ristretto' one more goddamn time.
Here's the deal... I won't expect you to know the italian names for drinks, if you won't expect me to know the candy bar names for drinks.
I just watched a 45-year old construction worker order a pumpkin spice latte, take one sip and instantly turn into a white lady in yoga pants. This stuff really is magical.
He ordered "an upside down caramel macchiato", so I don't know why he was so upset when I poured it on the floor while handing it to him
The words "just" and "blended hazelnut soy latte with carmel sauce and whipped cream" may never be appropriately used in the same sentence.
extra shot: 50 cents
flavor: 35 cents
spiting your sense of entitlement: priceless
We charge double for any drink named after a candy bar. Just consider it a tax on awful people.
I'll remember your usual drink order when you start remembering my name.
My boss decided to buy a blender for the cafe, so I decided to not work there anymore.
Go frappe yourself.
When we say "ristretto", we're referring to a type of espresso shot. When they say it, it's just to warn you that they'll be complaining later.
What do I recommend? Coffee. I recommend coffee.