Filtering by: #complicated_coffee
"Dude, lemme get a blended mocha latte coffee" -- "Dude, no."
It's soy milk. It tastes like soy milk, looks like soy milk and comes in a box labeled 'soy milk'. That's all the information I have.
"The coffee shop that used to be here had chocolate whip cream" -- Oh yeah? How'd that work out for them?
Starbucks just introduced a hazelnut macchiato... So, you can go ahead and add that to the list of things I refuse to make for you.
I get excited when people phone in their coffee orders, because I can hang up on them.
I am 100% sure that isn't a service dog because you are carrying it in your purse.
Start over. And this time remember that your morning coffee routine should not involve a blender.
I'm not gonna count the number of ice cubes in your drink, so it would appear we've arrived at a stalemate.
No ma'am, we do not serve soy eggnog. We don't serve unicorn milk either.
A woman ordered a blended cappuccino today. I gave her exactly what she ordered.
If your coffee order takes more than 20 seconds to say, you've forfeited your right to complain about the price.
That's not a macchiato and you should kill yourself.