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It's always awkward when I forget to wait until the customer is out of earshot before I say, "ugh."
This guy gets refills and extra cream cheese for free, just so I don't have to hear him complain about the prices again.
When people ask me how old the coffee is, I never know if they want me to lie or if they want to stand there for the next five minutes.
Your wife tips me $5 to secretly give you decaf.
I'm not gonna stop you from shamelessly hitting on my female coworkers. You're only making tomorrow morning more awkward for yourself.
A 20-oz glass of cold milk? Sure. No, I don't think you're a serial killer. Why do you ask?
You're describing your weekend like I give a sh*t. Weird.
"oh my god, I don't care" - me, during every conversation with every customer ever.
Awesome! I have a customer that drives by every morning and then drives away when he sees I'm working. I think that means I win.
Don't let this espresso machine fool you... I have no interest in talking about coffee, your trip to Ethiopia, or roasting techniques.
This customer brought me a book, now I have to act like I read the f*cking book, and remember to give it back. Ugh. This is awful.
The next time you order extra-hot-no-foam, I'm putting that sh*t in the microwave.