Filtering by: #crazy_conversations
Customer: I HAVE OPINIONS TO SHARE WITH YOU
Me: *turns on coffee grinder*
"This better not be instant-coffee. Did you get this out of a bag and just add water?" -- Yes. You've just described all coffee.
Someone just asked if we offer a "nice guy" discount. I told him that we do offer a "nice guy" discount and then I charged him full price.
"The sign says that the juice is fresh squeezed, and I didn't see you juicing any oranges back there after I ordered."
"I wanted the ice cubes on the bottom of my drink, not the top" -- Sorry about that. I'll inform physics.
It was right around the time that you asked if flour contained gluten, that I realized you don't have a gluten allergy.
I think it was when she gave me her order over the bathroom stall I was currently occupying, that I decided she was a jerk.
"Do you really expect people to buy a plastic lid for $.05?" -- Well, I expect them to buy coffee but you don't seem to be doing that so I've adjusted my expectations.
"Lemme get a tall americano in a grande cup with no room." -- Is this a riddle or one of those mental zen exercises? Either way, notsomuch.
"You know, at Starbucks they have a different kind of caramel." -- You know what else Starbucks should have? You.
There's nowhere to sit?! Well, I can kick someone out, whittle you a new chair, or you can grow the f*ck up. Whichever.
Me: Hi, how are you?
Her: Oh my god. Do you even sell blended drinks?!