Filtering by: #crazy_conversations
"You'd have to wake up pretty early in the morning to sell me a cookie for $2.50" -- I was up at 3 am. That'll be $2.50.
Instead of being mad at me for charging full price, you should thank my co-worker for giving you a deal on your 3 shot soy vanilla latte.
Sometimes you're reasonable. And other times, you're a 42 year old woman yelling at me because I'm out of whipped cream for your mocha.
"This is ridiculous. Can you hurry up with those lattes? We're late to church." -People who don't pay attention in church
I asked him what size he wanted, and he replied that he wasn't in the mood to answer questions. There's no joke here, that just happened.
You came here to offer career advice? At 2 pm? On a Wednesday?
I'll make a mocha for your 7-year old if you insist, but the kid can't hang out here after he drinks it.
To whom it may concern,
Please excuse Rob's tardiness. He was supposedly late to work because I took too long pouring his coffee.
"You don't have goat's milk?! Who doesn't have goat's milk?!" -- Umm, pretty much everyone... Except goats, i guess?
I can't tell if you're a natural-born jackass, or if you're just trying to make it onto the website...
Remember that time you asked me to change the music, and then you suggested Fleetwood Mac and now you're not allowed in here anymore?
"You're out of stir-sticks and I don't want to use a spoon..."