Filtering by: #customer_catchphrases
"Are you guys hiring? My son is looking for a job..." -- Then maybe your son should grow a pair and start applying for his own jobs.
"You're out of sugar..." -- No, you're out of sugar.
"What sizes do you have?" is customer-speak for, "Do you have anything that's like twice as big as my head?"
"Could I buy a gallon of milk?"
"Can you put this in a ceramic cup, I don't like to waste paper"
"TGIF, right?" -- I work tomorrow. But if that means I won't have to see you again until Monday, then f*ck yeah!
"Can I have the heaviest cinnamon roll?"
Bus tubs. Like, f*ck em, right?
It's probably just faster if I whisper the order to my girlfriend instead of telling the guy at the cash register, right?
"What do you think, Cindy? Should I be naughty and get eggnog? Oh, screw it, I went to yoga this week!"
"You guys make the BEST tea here!"