Filtering by: #customer_complaints
Yes, coffee is expensive. But you're more than welcome to go to Ethiopia and get it yourself.
What a coincidence! You have a gluten allergy, and I don't care that you have a gluten allergy!
Lemme know where you work and I'll be sure to stop in early tomorrow morning to tell you how to do your job too.
Yes, I have thought about carrying hemp milk. I've also thought about kicking a hippie in the shins. I'm definitely open to new ideas.
Customer asked me to stop texting while making his coffee... "I'm not texting, i'm tweeting... About you."
Ma'am, the face you made when I told you we don't have frappuccinos, looks like a sad walrus.
Sorry you had to wait so long for your coffee, ma'am. But you were wearing a doily, so i figured you'd given up on life.
If you're willing to say "triple grande lightfoam soy mocha" at 6 am, you're not really in a position to complain about price
Someone just said I should be "ashamed" that my boss raised prices. If I had any shame I wouldn't be working this f*cking job.
No, you can't return your dirty-chai.. That's why I asked you if you knew what it was before I made it.
Lady with a 4-year old asked me to turn off A$AP because of the language. So I was all, "no, it's not my fault your kid is a f*cking nerd."