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The cafe is kid-friendly, meaning that we won't strangle or throw things at them. It doesn't mean you get to stop being a parent.
If you know what puro-caff smells like, you're probably also pretty familiar with depression.
Cafe Manager (noun): a person who hates his/her life enough to get a job making other people hate their lives.
"Refill the honey" is just about the meanest thing you can say to a person.
There is no creature on earth more dangerous than a confused, middle-aged white lady.
You really start to question your life choices when every shower you take smells like you're brewing coffee.
My most poetic moments are the lies I have to tell to convince myself that it's worth it to get out of bed at 5 am for all of this.
"This latte is beautiful, how did you get so good at this?" - Give up on life, become desperate for rent money, then wait five years.
Soy milk containers: carefully engineered to ensure that no more than half the milk ends up in the pitcher. Brilliant.
This is all a performance piece.
Coffee is very effective at masking the scent of marijuana.
I really hope this coffee career takes off so I can finally stop making music.