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I put that in a to-go cup because I want you to leave.
My rent is gonna be a few days late but I found this sweet pamphlet in the tip jar about how to find Jesus, so like, whatevz.
Tips. As in, money. Not career advice.
"Can you break a hundred dollar bill?" is code for, "don't expect a tip."
My boss won't let me put a giant neon arrow over the tip jar. He says it'd be tacky. But you should just imagine it's there anyways.
If your tip makes a sound when it hits the bottom of the jar, you're doing it wrong.
If you write a zero on a credit card tip, don't draw a line through it. We get it already.
My sense of humor is tip-based.
You didn't tip? And then the wi-fi cut out? Huh, weird.
There is no reason, joke or not, that you should touch my tip jar... Unless your doctor prescribed you a foot to the face.
Don't say "keep the change". For any amount, really.
Tips this morning have been wack. I'm choosing to blame the selfish nature of mankind, and not my absolutely horrible attitude.