Filtering by: #why_am_i_here?
I just wrote the sentence, "I've been a barista for 10 years," but I had to delete it because it read too much like a suicide note.
I was going to enter a barista competition but there were no awards for "best fake smile" or "smallest talker".
I'm not upset that your kid is crying. I'm just upset that I'm not young enough to get away with doing it too.
I don't know who did the art. I don't know how you can buy the art. And i mean really, is "art" even the right word to be using?
I'm smiling, aren't I? I think that's enough of a Halloween costume.
"I meant to ask for this to be iced." -- Well, i meant to go to grad school and do something fulfilling with my life. So...Oops, i guess?
F*ck you I won't do whatcha tell me!
...Unless you pay me $10, in which case I'll apparently do what you tell me for like an hour.
I spend half my day apologizing for things I didn't do wrong.
My boss bought a case of coffee filters that are a little too big, so the next few months of my life are pretty much ruined.
My coworker said he didn't put extra bleach in the dishwashing sink, but my newly tie-dyed shirt says otherwise.
I wanna collaborate with Black Street on a song about working in a cafe. It'll be called "No Dignity".
If I wanted to make you a no foam, 175 degree, hazelnut latte, I would go work as a gas station "cappuccino" machine.