Filtering by: #why_am_i_here?
Wait, you're gonna pay me minimum wage, AND I get 30% off the food I make for myself? Holy f*ck, where do I sign up?!
You're right. I'm sick and I should stay home. Here's my boss's phone number. I'll let you tell him.
But WHY should I smile more?
"I'd like to speak with whoever is in charge here." -- so would I.
My phone autocorrects "café" to "cage" because it knows more than I do.
Spoiler alert: I don't care
The fact that I'm here right now is proof that, in life, you don't always get what you want. So keep that in mind while you wait for your drink.
It's 5:30 in the morning. What exactly did you expect out of this interaction?
I'm so glad you knitted that sweater for your dog. Now there are two of us who resent being here right now.
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Don't cry over spilled milk? I'm not crying about the milk! Do you see where I work?!
Yes, it is Monday. Yes, it is difficult to wake up some times. Holy sh*t, we're actually having this conversation.