Bitter Barista

I asked him what size he wanted, and he replied that he wasn’t in the mood to answer questions. There’s no joke here, that just happened.

spek — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:50:50 +0000

I asked him what size he wanted, and he replied that he wasn’t in the mood to answer questions. There’s no joke here, that just happened.

spek — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 17:55:50 +0000

You came here to offer career advice? At 2 pm? On a Wednesday?

spek — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:16:18 +0000

It’s almost like you waited in that long line just to show me pictures of your kids. Oh, wait, there’s video too? Yay.

spek — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 16:52:43 +0000

Whatever drink you order will be announced loudly to a cafe full of people, probably multiple times. Choose wisely.

spek — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 17:43:53 +0000

Have you looked at the bottom of that mug you brought in from your car? What do you want me to rinse it with? A flamethrower?

spek — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 16:32:43 +0000

The wifi password is “espresso.” If you can’t spell that, or find the correct spelling somewhere in the store, you aren’t allowed online.

spek — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 18:22:46 +0000

People that flip over the credit card receipt after writing the tip… Am I supposed to guess how much? This game sounds disappointing.

spek — Tue, 04 Jun 2013 17:06:47 +0000

To the guy sitting alone in the cafe, laughing at his phone and looking around…you can cut that out, no one wants to know what’s so funny.

spek — Mon, 03 Jun 2013 17:59:26 +0000

If I wanted to make you a no foam, 175 degree, hazelnut latte, I would go work as a gas station “cappuccino” machine.

spek — Thu, 30 May 2013 17:27:10 +0000

I’ll make a mocha for your 7-year old if you insist, but the kid can’t hang out here after he drinks it.