I'm super excited that you followed me outside on my smoke break. You're the best at picking up social cues.
I called my boss, "Mr. Manager", but he didn't get it and that's when I knew this was never gonna work.
Nah, man. It's cool. You don't have to order with an Italian accent. It's not really helping.
I'm always like, "large skim cappuccino for Bridget!"
But Bridget is always like, "Umm, I actually wanted that cappuccino iced."
I don't know who did the art. I don't know how you can buy the art. And i mean really, is "art" even the right word to be using?
I've collected some data, and one thing is certain: You don't become rich enough to afford a mercedes by tipping your barista
You can either order an egg nog latte, or you can be treated like an adult.
My boss won't let me put a giant neon arrow over the tip jar. He says it'd be tacky. But you should just imagine it's there anyways.
Instead of buying your kid rice-milk-hot-chocolate, just punch them in the back of the head & tell them life is full of disappointments.
Yeah we're open. Feel free to push open the sliding doors and take a seat on one of the upturned chairs.
You can say "2% milk" all damn day. You're getting whole milk.
It's Saturday! Crumble your pastries on the cafe floor and don't look at the menu 'til you're at the front of the line!
"Decaf latte in the window... Decaf latte in the window... Decaf latte in the window... Free decaf latte in the window."
If you use a french accent to order a croissant, I'm going to insist that you finish out the rest of the order that way.
It's 2013. If you're impressed that we have free wi-fi, you're gonna absolutely love our indoor plumbing.
There is no such thing as free wifi.
Someone just said I should be "ashamed" that my boss raised prices. If I had any shame I wouldn't be working this f*cking job.
I'll make a mocha for your 7-year old if you insist, but the kid can't hang out here after he drinks it.
Coffee is very effective at masking the scent of marijuana.
You're giving me fancy chocolate instead of a tip? Okay, lemme just make a call and see if my weed dealer is cool with candy as currency.