My boss saw my Facebook Page last night. Anyone know anyone looking to hire a barista with a terrible attitude and inflexible schedule?
Optimistic baristas are not to be trusted; good coffee requires just the right amount of broken dreams and loneliness.
We're both on the same team... You want your coffee quickly, and I want you to leave as soon as possible.
There is nothing in this world that I care less about than where you hang that poster.
My manager is never here on delivery days. I guess he's brighter than I give him credit for.
if a decade in the service industry has taught me anything, it's that i don't want to do this anymore.
My boss decided to buy a blender for the cafe, so I decided to not work there anymore.
Dirty chai is the menthol cigarette of coffee.
"Can I have the heaviest cinnamon roll?"
I really hope this coffee career takes off so I can finally stop making music.
"This latte is beautiful, how did you get so good at this?" - Give up on life, become desperate for rent money, then wait five years.
How come everyone else on the internet gets to be mean? I'm so confused.
You came here to offer career advice? At 2 pm? On a Wednesday?
Please write down your mother's phone number so I can call to tell her about your behavior here today.
Go frappe yourself.
I'll pass along that suggestion to my boss, who will also not care about it.
Start over. And this time remember that your morning coffee routine should not involve a blender.
"I need a table for 4" -- this is a coffee shop, not an applebees. Seat yourself.
What do I recommend? Coffee. I recommend coffee.
So, you're telling me the only two options you can think of are to dump your full coffee mug into the trash, or upside down in the bus tub?