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Someone just asked if we offer a "nice guy" discount. I told him that we do offer a "nice guy" discount and then I charged him full price.
I'm not upset that your kid is crying. I'm just upset that I'm not young enough to get away with doing it too.
I don't know who did the art. I don't know how you can buy the art. And i mean really, is "art" even the right word to be using?
Make sure to tell your barista that she's cute because everyone loves to feel uncomfortable at 7 in the morning.
The sixth refill isn't free.
WHY ARE THERE SHOE PRINTS ON THE TOILET SEAT?!
Here's the deal... I won't expect you to know the italian names for drinks, if you won't expect me to know the candy bar names for drinks.
There is nothing in this world that I care less about than where you hang that poster.
"I don't want to give you my name because then you'll sign me up for a corporate mailing list. Does this tin-foil hat make me look crazy?"
I'll turn down the music when you ladies turn down your goddamned knitting circle.
If you're old enough to buy coffee then you're old enough to hear the word "f*ck" in a song without it ruining your entire day.
My rent is gonna be a few days late but I found this sweet pamphlet in the tip jar about how to find Jesus, so like, whatevz.