Tips this morning have been wack. I'm choosing to blame the selfish nature of mankind, and not my absolutely horrible attitude.
I asked if you wanted Hershey's or Mexican chocolate in your mocha and you said "regular", so you're at least a little bit racist.
This guy just got mad because we don't have a yellow-pages. We also don't have an abacus or a sun-dial.
So, you're telling me the only two options you can think of are to dump your full coffee mug into the trash, or upside down in the bus tub?
If you write a zero on a credit card tip, don't draw a line through it. We get it already.
My phone autocorrects "café" to "cage" because it knows more than I do.
It's 5:30 in the morning. What exactly did you expect out of this interaction?
"9/11 was an inside job." -- ...Right. So, room for cream then?
Please pour your coffee into the trash can so it can ruin my day later.
"You're out of sugar..." -- No, you're out of sugar.
The next time you order extra-hot-no-foam, I'm putting that sh*t in the microwave.
Customer just lectured me about going back to school so I could "start my career". I did not react positively.
It's 2013. If you're impressed that we have free wi-fi, you're gonna absolutely love our indoor plumbing.
Someone just said I should be "ashamed" that my boss raised prices. If I had any shame I wouldn't be working this f*cking job.
Starbucks just introduced a hazelnut macchiato... So, you can go ahead and add that to the list of things I refuse to make for you.
My next coffee table book will be a collection of the various ways old white men pronounce "cafe au lait".
If you order your coffee using baby-talk....even if you're "so sweeeeeepy"... I will hate you and tell you to leave.
Instead of being mad at me for charging full price, you should thank my co-worker for giving you a deal on your 3 shot soy vanilla latte.
Extra hot, no foam? And paying in change? You're off the team, buddy.
Me: Hi, how are you?
Her: Oh my god. Do you even sell blended drinks?!